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Rupert Murdoch Is Dead (According To Hackers Anyway)

 
 
Rupert Murdoch’s Sun tabloid today has announced that Rupert Murdoch is dead.  But actually it was a group of hackers who identifies themselves asLulzSec who successfuly redirected The Suns  front page to one with a story pronouncing the News Corp mogul dead after ingesting “a large quantity of palladium.”
Authorities would not comment on whether this was a planned suicide, though the general consensus among locals and unnamed sources is that this is the case.

One detective elaborates. “Officers on the scene report a broken glass, a box of vintage wine, and what seems to be a family album strewn across the floor, containing images from days gone by; some containing handpainted portraits of Murdoch in his early days, donning a top hat and monocle.”

Another officer reveals that Murdoch was found slumped over a particularly large garden hedge fashioned into a galloping horse. “His favourite”, a butler, Davidson, reports.

The “top hat and monocle” and “large garden hedge fashioned into a galloping horse” is a nice touch don’t you think?
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