WoooHooo! May Is National Masturbation Month! Stroke Em If You Got Em!

*CLICK to hear Bernadette Peters sing the Masturbators National Anthem “Making Love Alone”
In 1995 in San Francisco after the forced resignation of then U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders who  a speech at the United Nations World AIDS Day in 1994, when an audience member asked about masturbation’s potential for discouraging early sexual activity, and Elder’s responded “I think it is something that is part of human sexuality and a part of something that perhaps should be taught”   San Francisco’s sex toy and education company Good Vibrations decided to find a way to keep the focus on Elders’ unjust firing, by GOP anti-sex christomaniacs and to bring talk about masturbation into the mainstream.
What a stoke of genius! LITERALLY.

Hand job, Jacking off, Wanking, Tossing off, Jacking The Beanstalk, Slapping The Salami, Jackhammering, or whatever you want to call it is 100 percent all natural and FUN!

And I’m not ashamed, I’ll admit to the world that I am a BIG BIG Fan!  Are you?

Actually I am a card carrying Bators and and a TOTAL “Goon”.

And other than the sheer fun of it here is a breakdown of how masturbation can be beneficial to both your physical and emotional health.

In general the act of masturbating can:
*Relieve insomnia
*Stimulate the immune system to help build up resistance to common infections.
*Improve blood circulation.
*Release mood elevating hormones
*Reduce the occurrence embarrassing spontaneous erections for teen males
*Reduce the number of unwanted wet dreams for young men. (DUH!  I am also proud to say that I’ve never had a wet dream )

So grab the Albolene some Kleenex, or even a buddy because remember mutual masturbation is also a 100% SAFE contact sport and CELEBRATE!

Oh and send pictures……I’m not kidding send pictures to the email you see on the right of this page under NEWS and TIPS. LOL (Not for publication but for personal use…of course)

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Will Kohler

Will Kohler is a noted LGBT historian, writer, blogger and owner of Back2Stonewall.com. A longtime gay activist, Will fought on the front lines of the AIDS epidemic with ACT-UP and continues fighting today for LGBT acceptance and full equality. Will’s work has been referenced in notable media venues as MSNBC and BBC News, The Washington Post, The Advocate, The Daily Beast, Hollywood Reporter, Raw Story, and The Huffington Post

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