Bad girl comedienne Lisa Lampenelli was so stoked after hearing that the inbred mostly bastard children of whackadoodle Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church wanted to picket show last night in Topeka, Kansas, Lampanelli for every “person” who showed up to protest from the WBC, she would donate $1,000 to the Gay Men’s Health Crisis, “the nation’s oldest HIV/AIDS prevention, treatment and care services provider”:
Said Lampenelli to TMZ:
It’s gonna be hilarious to write out the checks to the GMHC and have them send thank you notes to the WBC for their ‘generous contributions.
I’d love to see their inbred faces when they open those thank you notes! Hopefully their jaws will drop so fast that their three remaining teeth and cro-magnon foreheads will plummet to the floor.”
By the end of the night Lampanelli donated $44,000.00 to GMHC in Westboro Baptist Church’s name. (But not before she went outside and teased them before her show just a tad first)