Congrats To NOM’s Maggie Gallagher – Srivastavw! –’s Mother (fu**ker) of the Year!

There are “mothers” and then there are “motherfuckerss” and one of the biggest motherfuckers (literally), out there today is lying, deceitful, anti-feminist, homophobic BITCH Maggie Gallagher  – Srivastav,

Maggie or Moo-gie as I like to call her is best known as the former President of the National Organization for Marriage, who resigned more than two years ago and handed the mantel of hate to Brian “Buttboy” Brown. But Maggie,is like a bad case of herpes keeps coming back, over and over again and cashing in on Right Wing Welfare hate train by spouting some of the most ridiculous outlandish bullshit, and false material & statistics for the argument that gay marriage will somehow destroy heterosexuals lives and  that the real reason that all us gays and lesbians want to get married other than to have equal rights is so we can destroy the American family and the church.

Here’s the reason why Maggie Gallagher  – Srivastav is receiving this award.  The lying sow has been cashing in on HATE for over 30 years now!

In the early 1980’s, Maggie Gallagher WAS an anti-femin­ist who believed that women shouldn’t have careers, and should serve their husbands and raise their children” barefoot, and chained to the bed.  Maggie even  debated feminist lawyer Gloria Alfred on that high brow talk show of the 80’s the Morton Downey Jr. show.

Maggie’s been a cl-ASS act since day one.  Full of piss, vinegar and bullshit.

But it wasn’t until the 90’s when Maggie’s career of hate took off and became a full time high paying gig, salary courtesy of the  Republican Congress and President Bush.

 At this time Moo-gie worked as a freelance columnist but also with the IAV – the Institute for American Values (IAV), and its offshoots,, and  Seems that Gallagher received tens of thousands of dollars from the Department of Health and Human Services during 2002 and 2003 for helping the George W. Bush administration promote the President’s Healthy Marriage Initiative.  And during this time, Gallagher testified before Congress in favor of “healthy marriage” programs, but never disclosed the payments. When asked about that situation, she replied  “Did I violate journalistic ethics by not disclosing it? I don’t know. You tell me. …frankly, it never occurred to me”. 

After the Washington Post revealed this information on January 26, 2005, Gallagher claimed significant differences between her situation and that of conservative columnist Armstrong Williams, was paid $240,000 to promote the Bush administration’s “No Child Left Behind” law. (You know the one where every child was.)  Moo-gie claimed  selective amnesia was the reason she forgot about all that nasty money stuffed in her unused mattress.  “I should have disclosed a government contract when I later wrote about the Bush marriage initiative. I would have, if I had remembered it. My apologies to my readers.”  Fortunately The Economist caught wind of this and included Moo-gie in a column called “The Etiquette of Bribery” but somehow this has never come back to bite Maggie in her ample ass.

Not this is when it becomes interesting.  When Dan Quayle, the potatoe headed Vice President who criticized the fictional television character Murphy Brown for being an unwed mother, Moo-gie wrote an op-ed for The New York Times, “An Unwed Mother for Quayle”, in his defense. Which is hysterical because Maggie the “marriage expert” who  earned a B.A. in Religious Studies from Yale University, and who belonged to the Party of the Right had no problem being oh so pious and had a little WHOOPSIE called abastard child” out of wedlock and you know she never mentioned that little dividend in the column defending Quayle!  Oh the IRONY!   (And really no offense to the child where ever you are I understand completely.  if she was my mother I’d be hiding also)

Turns out that the father, whoever he was blew her off, doing whatever he intended to do with his life before he met Maggie. I suspect that is the genesis of her marriage obsession. But, strangely, then she moved to “gay marriage” and all things “gay” and she channeled her rage into a crusade to brutally and cruelly deny gay and lesbian Americans our equal protection under the 14th Amendment.  Could it be that Maggie’s baby daddy have been a bisexual or extremely drunk deeply closeted gay man?  Only he and she knows who it is, but given her rampant homophobia it makes sense. (And you would have tobe seriously stinking blind drunk sleep with Moo-gie)
But never fear.Maggie finally landed man in 1993 when she married  Raman Srivastavw, and for someone who is so committed to biblical and traditional marriage as Maggie is she doesn’t even use his last name.

So who is Mr. Maggie Gallagher – Srivastavw?


You see Raman Srivastavw is an Indian Buddhist and not of American decent so Maggie who is so proud and so defensive of heterosexual marriage will not even be seen in public with him, or take him to any NOM Rallies because her small minded homophobic followers of hers are also racist and if they ever found out here husband was not a card carrying, white GOP Christian her cash cow of hate would be in jeopardy

We all know the rest of the bitch’s story.  Because political hacks don’t die, they just get cushy jobs at necon think tanks like the National Organization of Marriage and become cable news’ go-to gal for the anti-gay marriage side of the story that’s whats Moogie has been doing ever since

30 years of spewing lies and spreading hate for money wins Maggie Gallagher – Srivastavw’s First Annual “Mother (Fucker) of the Year!!

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