Rick "Man On Dog" Santorum and Mike Huckabee Cry Over Obama Adminsitrations DOMA Decision: Whaaa Whaaa…

Roll over Rover Rick “Man on Dog” Santorum and Mike “Who Gives A Fuck” Huckabee had some choice statements today after President Obama and Attorney General Eric Holders decision to no longer enforce DOMA.

Mike Huckabee:
I’m deeply disappointed,” Huckabee said. “They are clearly out of sync with the public.” Huckabee noted that 33 states have affirmed, via ballot initiatives, that marriage should be between a man and a woman. “When the voters are so overwhelmingly [supportive of DOMA] what does the president believe he knows that citizens in all these other states don’t,” Huckabee said. Huckabee opposes gay marriage on the grounds that, according to him, it destroys traditional families. “There is a quantified impact of broken families,” Huckabee said. “[There is a] $300 billion dad deficit in America every year…that’s the amount of money that we spend as taxpayers to pick up the pieces because dads are derelict in their duties.”

Rick Santorum:
“When the definition of marriage has been put before the people, they have time and time again – from Maine to California – stood up in defense of the traditional family. President Obama’s refusal to defend a law that was overwhelmingly supported on both sides of the aisle and signed into law by a president of his own party is an affront to the will of the people. This is yet another example of our president’s effort to erode the very traditions that have made our country the greatest nation on earth, and it begs the question what language changed in the constitution since 2008 to reverse his position?”

Call these two douchebags the Big Gay Whaaaaambulance! They can be roomies at The Wingnut Aslyum for the Republican Insane. (But be careful Huck.  Rick likes it doggy style!)

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