“Dr. Evil “aka Senator John McCain and his minion “Mini Me” Senator Mark “I’m Not Gay” Kirk had high fun times on Thursday as they killed the the omnibus spending bill which was what led Senator Harry Reid to file cloture on the DREAM Act and DADT repeal.

Rumors now have it that McCain is so angry about the DREAM and DADT votes that he pooped his Depends and he’s threatening to push back on the START treaty ratification. (Any excuse)

As for Senator Mark “closet case” Kirk will the long line of tricks and ex-boyfriends PLEASE come forward to tell their tales of their times with Marky and lets nip this little problem in the bud from the giddyup.  PLEASE send your pics and stories to me, or hell anyone gay blogger  and we’ll be happy to publish them.

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