As oxymorons go this just might beat out “gay republicans”
Incoming House Speaker John “Boo Hoo Boner” Boehner has appointed Michelle “Crazy Bitch” Bachman to the House Intelligence Committee.
I kid you not.
The committee has oversight jurisdiction of the CIA, the National Security Agency, other intelligence agencies within the Department of Defense, and the Departments of State, Justice, and Treasury, and the FBI. This is the perfect reward for a member of Congress who thinks that Barack Obama spent $200 million a day on a trip to India, wants the president and Congress investigated for being anti-American, and who thinks the Charge of the Light Brigade was a military victory? Given that she’s already enlisted Justice Antonin Scalia to teach frosh teabaggers about the Constitution, perhaps we can expect her to nominate George W. Bush to instruct them on foreign intelligence.
Everybody run. the Atzecs were right.
Only 366 days until December 21, 2012!