FOX NEWS – Scientists: Pollution Turning Birds Gay (I Kid You Not)

The answer to what causes homosexuality was reported over at FOX NEWS NATION today. 
According to an unnamed source, unnamed scientist from an unnamed group in an unnamed county are saying that too much exposure to mercury pollution is turning birds gay!

So according to scientists, pollution is turning birds gay. Yep, increased exposure to mercury (a bad chemical, apparently) can steer the sexual preference of some birds toward their own sex. The birds studied – male white ibises – tend to pair with other male ibises after nibbling mercury found in the environment.

The researchers conclusion: That while this doesn’t mean mercury can make humans gay, there are enough reasons “why cleaning up the environment for birds also reduces risk for humans.”

So there you have it.  Being gay is not dietary, or caused by a domineering mother and an absent father.

You’re gay because you ate too many tuna fish sandwiches as a kid!

Only at FOX News kids……Only at FOX News


Will Kohler

Will Kohler is a noted LGBT historian, journalist and owner of A longtime gay activist, Will fought on the front lines of the AIDS epidemic with ACT-UP and continues fighting today for LGBT acceptance and full equality. Will’s work has been referenced in notable media venues as MSNBC and BBC News, The Washington Post, The Daily Beast, Hollywood Reporter, and Raw Story,

Related Articles

1 thought on “FOX NEWS – Scientists: Pollution Turning Birds Gay (I Kid You Not)”

What do you think?