The Reichen Lehmkuhl Story Coming Soon Toi The Dollar DVD Bin Near You!

For those of you who don;t know, Reichen Lehmkuhl, the power bottom animatronic robot, who stars in LOGO’s klassless “The A List:  New York” wrote a book,  It came out in 2006, after the won the Amazing race and before he let Lance Bass top him.  The epic autobigraphy is.called  “Here’s What We’ll Say: Growing Up, Coming Out and the US Air Force”  (God, even the title SUCKS! But then again so does Reichen.  Right Lance?) It was about being gay in the military.  (And NO Reichen was not discharged under DADT he stayed in the closet throughout his Air Force career.  He was gay and in the military, just not out and proud gay in the military) 

Well, rumor has it that now since DADT is so hawt now and all that movie makers want to make a movie out of it! (Although no one has a clue which movie makers, though)

The big question is who will they get to play the Reichen?  I mean really where do you get a star of such magnitude to play America’s foremost gay bed hopping status jumper?

My opinion is that they should wait 30 years and THEN make his life story with him starring as a homage to “Sunset Blvd” called “Santa Monica Blvd.”

I can see it now…….

INTERIOR:  Delapidated Bungalow In WeHo
Cut to close up of a bloated flabby Reichen wearing a turban and moo-moo and glaring at Joe Gillis
\Reichen:   I am big!  Its the Reality television shows and the cocks that got small!
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Will Kohler

Will Kohler is a noted LGBT historian, journalist and owner of Back2Stonewall.com. A longtime gay activist, Will fought on the front lines of the AIDS epidemic with ACT-UP and continues fighting today for LGBT acceptance and full equality. Will’s work has been referenced in notable media venues as MSNBC and BBC News, The Washington Post, The Daily Beast, Hollywood Reporter, and Raw Story,

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