*  Chris Evans ULTRA buffed and stripped to thje waist in Captain America.  Hummina…Hummina…Hummina…WHOA!  Must not lick compter screen….

*  Season 5 will be the last season for HBO’s Mormon polygamy show “Big Love” An extremely muddled Season 4, and the fact that a show about polygamist could somehow actually “jump the shark” using a “Mexican bird smuggling” storyline and “forced artificial insemination” with a plan to create a master race of Mormons might have something to do with it.  That and the fact that Joey is NEVER shirtless.

*  Ryan Kwanten is set to play Charles Manson in the upcoming film The Family. This will not do. I do not want to turned on by Charles Manson.

*  New rule for the Oprah Winfrey Network. The Oprah Winfrey Network does not call anyone “bitches.”