The Republican Party today unveiled its Pledge to America, which is really nothing more than the Tea Party Manifesto. (It really is an insulting to everyones intellegence at this point to to think that the Republican Party IS NOT the Tea Party so lets drop the bullshit shall we?)
And being the homey little bigot obstructionist wackadoodles they are they unveiled and read it a at a Virginia hardware store. read by John “DC Bathouse” (allegedly) Boehner (R-OH) (pictured left)
Among the other blah, blahh, blah stuff this little ditty was included: “We pledge to honor families, traditional marriage, life, and the private and faith-based organizations that form the core of our American values.”
You can either read it or print it out to use as toilet paper after the jump….