James Franco Comes Out Of The Closet! (As Straight!) (Video)

I’m reeling, I’m devasted, I’m FARKLEMT! 

Say it’s not so Jimmy boy!  SAY ITS NOT SO!

But unfortunately it is!

While publicizing his upcoming flick where Mr. Franco (I will be proper now that we are no longer intimate) plays another homo Allen Ginsberg  in the biopic Howl.  Advocate interviewer Benoit Denizet-Lewis asks Mr. Franco about his own sexuality.  And Mr. Franco answers “sniff” “straight up”.

“Sure, I’d tell you if I was.(gay)  I guess the reason I wouldn’t is because I’d be worried that it would hurt my career. I suppose that’s the reason one wouldn’t do that, right? But no, that wouldn’t be something that would deter me. I’m going to do projects that I want to do. Everyone thinks I’m a stoner, and some people think I’m gay because I’ve played these gay roles. That’s what people think, but it’s not true. I don’t smoke pot. I’m not gay…”

Well, it’s over then between us I suppose.  If it stands for anything at least James Franco is still a “power masturbator” 

Now if you’ll excuse a carton of Ben & Jerry’s is calling me.  At least there’s still Tom Hardy.  At least I KNOW he’s fucked around with men in the past, maybe he’ll backslide  and the jury is till out on Daniel Craig.  So there is hope.

You can watch “The James Franco’s Photoshoot” Video after the jump.(Trust The Advocate to publish the one and only bad photo ever taken of James Franco. I mean, how do you take a bad picture of James Franco?)

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