Wouldn’t it Be Ironic If Glenn Beck Was Really The Antichrist? – Because It Sure The Hell Looks Like He Might Be!

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I was wondering the other day about how ironically funny it would be if Glenn Beck was really the Antichrist and he was leading all those right-wing loon pseudo Christians down the primrose path to Hell and Armageddon. (Come on in a bizarre way it would be hysterical, especially after all the self righteousness, pompusness, and stupidity)

So I did a little research on the Anti-Christ and there is some comparisons that I came up with……

Where does the Anti-Christ come from and how will we know him??
His economic origin is from social chaos – Revelation 17:5 with 13:1 – CHECK
He will be the product of iniquity – 2 Thessalonians 2:3, 7-8 – CHECK
He will have an inconspicuous beginning – Daniel 7:8; Revelation 6:1-2  – CHECK
He will enter into a covenant with many – Daniel 9:27  – CHECK
He will not answer to a higher earthly authority; “He will do as he pleases” – Daniel 11:36 – CHECK
He will hate a nation that initially will have some control over his kingdom, but he will destroy this nation  – Rev 17:16-18 – CHECK
He will appear to survive a fatal injury – Rev. 13:3; 17:8]  LINK – CHECK
 
He will be:
A great orator and demagogue – Daniel 7:8  – CHECK
A speaker with regal authority – Revelation 13:2  – CHECK
A philosopher of distinction who traffics in deception – Daniel 8:23  – CHECK
A deceiver who will use the false religious system to gain power – Revelation 13:1-18 – CHECK
A materialist – Daniel 11:38 – CHECK
Will be the greatest antinomian (against the law) 2 Thessalonians 2:7-8, Daniel11:36 – CHECK
Will sho signs of self exhibition of selfish ambition – Daniel 11:36-37 – CHECK

Hmmm?  Now I’m not especially religious myself.  I come from the laid back Lutheren’s who are “okay with gay” and just hang out and have bake sales and Christmas Cantatas but it is looking like the chubby little fucker Glenn Beck just MIGHT beThe Anti-Christ.

After all there is more proof and sense posted above than he’s ever given for any of his  arguments so it MUST be true!

Where the fuck is Gregory Peck when you need him? Oh wait.  Thats right he failed and there were three more sequels after that.  And he’s dead. 

Whatever will we do?

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Will Kohler

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