What’s "Too Gay" Today? – Watch Scissor Sisters "Breaking News" Video, ABC’s Modern Family Yet To Appear Gay Kiss, Neil Patrick Harris And His Cock, Ultra Lubed Rubbers, Lady Gaga’s Vagina And MORE! (If You Can Take It)
* Why won’t Mitch and Cam kiss? Because you have two crazy homo writers on the show who can’t make up thier fraking minds.
* Neil Patrick Harris has a cock! Well actually a rooster Silly Bandz he wears on hsi wrist. (You dirty minded people!)
* The Tea Party Diversity Rally actually attracted gay teabaggers. TWO OF THEM! (Who will soon have thier gay cards taken away and shredded.)
* India will manufacture the first ever ULTRA LUBED Gay Condom. (Insert Joke Here)
* Lady Gaga’s talks vagina with Vanity Fair. (Insert Joke Here……again)
* FOX News beat out NPR and Bloomberg for Helen Thomas’ now empty front row seat in the White House press room: (Good move there White House. Perhaps you’ll let Robert Gibbs give your enemy a blowjob while tyhey sit there.)
* Watch: Scissor Sisters Breaking News feature with appearances by Jane Fonda, Kylie Minogue, Juliette Lewis and Amanda Lepore