Republican Poster Bowflex Poster Boy didn’t dissapoint helping prove what we all believe.  (That he’s a HUGE closeted self loating homo) when he appeared on Top Chef, Washington DC judging the “toothpick challange” by spouting such gay lines as:  “it was like fireworks in my mouth.””,  “Mmmmmm meat”, and the ultimate gay compliment. ” ‘Wow, There’s a Lot {Of MEAT ) On a Stick. I Really Enjoyed That!”

Even RuPaul would lose a “gay-off” to Schock at this point.