Oh Mel, Mel, Mel. you kiss your mother with that mouth?
“They take it up the ass. [laughs, stands up, bends over, points to anus] This is only for taking a shit.” —to Spanish newspaper El Pais when asked what he thinks of gays, in 1991.
“With this look, who’s going to think I’m gay? I don’t lend myself to that type of confusion. Do I look like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?” —from the El Pais interview.
“I’ll apologize when hell freezes over. They can fuck off.” — to Playboy in 1995, about whether he’d issue an apology to gays and lesbians, as GLAAD recommended.