What the fuck is up with Elton Jon? First he pairs up with Eminem for a Grammy show duet and tonightt he will perform in Palm Beach at the fourth wedding of Rush Limbaugh to Kathryn Rogers – a blond bombshell half his age – in a lavish Hawaiian-themed wedding bash. (The roasting pig will be Rush.)
So, aging cowardly rock-queen Reg, is performing at a totally unholy “marraige” (number 4) for an aging fat hypocrite. I can’t wait to hear Eltons explanation on this one. “Gays and lesbians here in the states can’t get married because of people like you, so let’s celebrate yours as long as you cut me a big fucking check”?
There is a chance that Limbaugh’s million dollars will end up in Elton John AIDS Foundation. but still it’s dirty money any way you see it.
On the upside, to make a grand statement gossip website Gawker plans to fly a banner plane over the wedding and they’ve asked readers for suggestions on what the message should say. Mediate reports the leading contenders:
• Love – the ultimate time release drug
• Enjoy your happy life in Costa Rica!
• This union cheapens my gay marriage
• Oxycongratulations for you and yours!
• Glenn Beck approves this marriage
Oxycongratulations for you and yours! LOVE IT!