Whats "Too Gay" Today ! – Lady Gaga DOES NOT Have A Penis, Zac Efron: Seaman [Spelling?], Sarah Ferguson Sells The Queen, John McCain Hires A Gay, and Homophobe Pastor Jeff Owens Apologizes…….Sort Of.
* I’m not usually into twinks but I’d swab Zac Efron’s decks anyday!
* Okay everyone listen up! It is NOW OFFICIAL. Lady Gaga DOES NOT have a penis!. Reporter goes to the bathroom with the Lady and gets visual confirmation!
* Have an extra $750k lying around? Well if you do Sarah Ferguson will SELL you access to the British Royals! (Or you can just save you money and go to “SPLASH” in NYC. (Video)
Grandpa Munster, I mean Sen. John McCain has enlisted the support of Mark Buse, his gay Senate chief of staff, to lead his Senate re-election campaign. Buse, a former lobbyist, (and TOTAL asshole) was outed as a homosexual (by his ex!) back in 2008 during McCain’s presidential campaign,
* Pastor Jeff Owens, of the famous “Time to burn fags, not flags” sermon apologized, sort of in a message posted on the site of the Shenandoah Baptist Church.. note that the message is on the church’s “contact” page, not their main page, and one must go through the below button to read it. In other words, it seems like this apology is meant to be seen by homos that are looking for the church’s phone number. And not by the church’s members. Owens did post an audio apology as well, however