Whats "Too Gay" Today? – Evan Lysacek Wants A *cough" Girlfriend, Homophobe Aussie Footballer Jason Akermanis Egged, NYC Cuts 1 Mile Off Gay Pride March, Saddam Hussein Gay Sex Tape!, and "Liza With A OMG, WTF Are You Wearing?!"
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Queen King Evan Lysacek says he’s in the market for a brand new girlfriend to keep him company and to “hang with”. (As in well hung?) Poor Evan, a good Fag Hag is hard to find these days. (Oh come on. Dude is so far back in the closet his mother tounge is Narnian.)
* The home of Aussie Homophobe Footballer Jason Akermanis is receiving some feedback in the form of eggs: The BIG BUTCH Fottballer who made headlines by telling gay soccer players to STAY IN the closet says “it was terrifying to have missiles thrown in the darkness at his house and car. ‘I’m not happy and I didn’t get a wink of sleep after it happened.” Whaaaaaaaa, whaaaaaa, whaaaaaaa. Someone call this little terrified girl a Whaaaaambulace!
* NYC’s Gay Pride March on June 27 will be nearly a mile shorter this year because the city is facing a budget shortfall and will step off at 36th Street and 5th Avenue rather than its usual starting point at 52nd and 5th. A shorter route means denser, most festive crowds and a quicker finish. Instead of iot’s usual 6 hours. Sounds like a win-win to me!
* During planning for the 2003 invasion of Iraq, the CIA’s Iraq Operations Group kicked around a number of ideas for discrediting Saddam Hussein in the eyes of his people. One was to create a video purporting to show the Iraqi dictator having sex with a teenage boy. Your country’s great bigoted military minds at work.
* C’mon Liza.. First our ears and now our eyes? We already defended you once this week with the “Put A Ring On It” cover. We can’t afford to do it a second time. PLEASE go get yourself a gay man to dress you.