Dear God where is Tina Lord when you need her?
Okay lets face it. Soap operas are dying. And for good reason.
One Life to Live who recently cancelled it’s “groundbreaking” gay storyline between Kyle and Fish due to “low ratings” (and shitty writing) have come up with the inexplicably misguided answer ever to bring ratings back up: a musical number! Kids love American Idol and Glee! This will boost the ratings! Sadly, the result is almost too horrible to describe. It’s a train wreck.
OLTL want to get your ratings up?
Fire your writers and creative consultants. That would be a good start.
(Oh and bring back Kyle and Fish, At least you’ll get your gay audience back)