Actor Adrien Brody Traumatized By Well Hung Gay Goat! (Not Even I Could Make This Up)

Actor Adrien Brody just wanted to populate his upstate New York “gentleman’s farm”, with a couple of goats — or at least his now-ex-girlfriend did. So he bought a couple of them, thinking they were female. They were not. Both were male, and one needed to get his rocks off real bad.

“The more well-endowed goat took a liking to the other one and I swear it was traumatic,” says Brody. “There was a lot of crying and goat noises and I felt incredibly guilty and I didn’t know what to do. I had homosexual goats.”

What to do? Get rid of them both. “It’s best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them free… because I felt that they were in captivity and the one was receiving a lot of aggression on the other one’s behalf… so I sent them off to Sonoma” in California

Oh Addian.  So cute, so dumb.  (Hey, what can I sayI have a thing for big noses…..and six packs!.)  That’s not goats being gay, that’s goats displaying dominance. You’re not supposed to have two male goats in the same space, they’re aggressive.

As for being traumatized by a horny an aggressive goat? I wonder if Halle Berry can relate?


Will Kohler

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