Whats "Too Gay" Today? – "Coming Out" Mystery Celeb Wants To Break Open The Closet Doors ALONE, "India’s Brokeback Mountain" Set To Open, Lawyers for P. Diddy: For the Record, He’s Not Gay!, and Happy 30th Birthday Channing Tatum! (See Him In His Birthday Suit!)
* Well if you plan on coming out on May 5th make sure you check with this celebrity first. Since he believes that his coming out is more important than your coming out, he will not appreciate your stealing his thunder. In fact, he may even call you up to ask you to put your announcement on hold. Kind of tacky actually since he should spend more time fixing his own mess of a life rather than calculating how much publicity he can get for disclosing things everyone already knew.”
* Well “Mystery Mo” won’t ned to worry about Sean “Puffy” Combs stealing his coming out party. Lawyers for Puff Daddy sent blogger Sandra Rose a cease and desist letter denying a blind item was about their client:
“This law firm represents the internationally renowned entertainer Sean ‘Puff’y’ Combs. The article you have published on your website SandraRose.com, titled ‘Not So Blind Item’ (the ‘Article’) is laden with scandalous and false information about Mr. Combs, is libelous per se and portrays Mr. Combs in a false light. For the record, Mr. Combs is not homosexual.”
Denying a blind item? Someone is touchy? Doth she protest too much?
Oh and by the way Sean……we don’t want you anyway.
* Dunno Y … Na Jaane Kyun, a film featuring India’s first cinematic gay kiss, is scheduled to go on general release within weeks. Already dubbed India’s answer to Brokeback Mountain it tells the story of an aspiring model who travels to Mumbai, India’s commercial and film capital, to seek his fortune and enters into a homosexual relationship, in part to further his career. For decades Bollywood avoided graphic depictions of even heterosexual kisses, with films famously cutting away to images of budding flowers, breaking waves or crashing waterfalls at the crucial moment. (Much like American TV!)
* Happy 30th Birthday Channing Tatum! And in honor of it why shouldn’t we get a little present? Here is the star of GI Joe, Stop-Loss and Step Up in his birthday suit!