50 CENTS IS GAY!!! ( Because Rufus Wainwright Wants Him, That and the Fact That He Probably Is!)
In an interview with Details magazine Rufus Wainwright says that he knows that 50 Cent is gay.
How? Because Mr. Cent has a funny voice and Rufus wants him. (That and the fact it’s a rather poorly kept secret in the music biz…….ALLEGEDLY)
Wainwright told the magazine, “I love, love 50 Cent. I think he’s just the sexiest, and a brilliant writer. And I know he’s gay.” When the writer asks how he knows, Rufus says, “That cute little voice of his. It’s okay, 50 Cent. Feel free to call me anytime. My boyfriend and I are experts. You can come over for dinner. And maybe dessert.” Me-ow! (Wainwright is talking about his long-term boyfriend Yorn Weisbrodt, pictured with him above.)
If the “because we want him, he must be gay” doctrine is true, then I’ll have to personally enlisted John Hamm, Ryan Gosling, and Joel Mchale into my Gay Pride Parade. (I’d invite James Franco but I think he is marching already!)