Rep. Eric Massa Threatened In Shower By Rahm Emanuel’s Penis!
If it wasn’t enough that disgraced ex-Rep. Eric Massa was accused by one of his male staffers for unwanted advances because he told him “what I really ought to be doing is frakking you” at another staffer’s wedding, which in Massa’s words was supposed to be a joke. Now comes the news that White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel confronted him naked. In the shower.
Massa said Emanuel came up to him last year, shortly after he entered Congress, while he was trying to clean up to give him grief about a budget vote.
“I’m sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn’t gonna vote for the president’s budget,” Massa said. “Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man? … It’s ridiculous.”
He continued, “By the way, what the heck is he doing in the congressional gym? He goes there to intimidate members of Congress.”
Really though think of it. It might not be that far fetched.
The only way for one guy to intimidate another in the showers is to swing a bigger dick than he. So is this Massa admitting Rahm’s wang is 2X the size of his own? Or does a certain Obama BFF just sport the lowest hangers?
Details, Massa, MORE details!