Just in time to make small mided bigots everywhere panic that the Commie-Nazi Welfare Fag Era really has descended, a new magazine about same sex weddings has launched. Look for copies of Equally Wed to start falling from the sky, crushing straight children and devout Christians everywhere.

If they have gift subscriptions I plan on sending it to Rick Santorum, Maggie Gallagher, James Dobson, and a host of other people from my “list”