Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Wingnuts Have A Hissy Over Washington Post Gay-Kissy Photo


\TheWashington Post last week published a front-page photo of two men kissing in the courthouse’s “gay marriage line.” and the wingnuts went batshit.   Today, Washington Post ombudsman Andrew Alexander talked about the complaints that he recieved of the hot man-on-man sexy kiss time so prominently in its print newspaper, which America’s seniors read in the privacy of their own homes.
A few of the readers have engaged in rants, often with anti-gay slurs. One called me to complain about “promoting a faggot lifestyle.” Another complained about the photo in an e-mail to the two Post reporters who wrote Thursday’s story about the licenses: “That kind of stuff makes normal people want to throw up. People have kids who are being exposed to this crap. I will be glad when your rag goes out of business. Real men marry women.”
But most simply said The Post had offended their delicate sensibilities by publishing the photo, especially on the front page.
Wrote Lee Miller of Columbia: “I would appreciate it if your cover pictures would not be so disturbing where my kids can see it easily on the kitchen table… please don’t shove this “Gay” business in our face. This is something that should have shown up on an inside page or two (without the picture).”  Another comment went.......“the picture of two guys kissing makes me cringe.” And another: “Put it on page 10 or page four, put it in the paper, but I do not like it right there where I can’t avoid looking at it.”
Summary:
– No fucking gay faggots should be on the front page, stupid fucking faggots. Real faggots marry women.
– “Gay business” should not be shoved down my kids’ throats.
– Show the photo on an inside page and don’t show the photo.
– Don’t put the photo on the front page, because then people can’t help but stare at it constantly.  (Got a big closet I suppose)

Anyway, Andrew Alexander, get the last word on these in his final paragraph:
"There was a time, after court-ordered integration, when readers complained about front-page photos of blacks mixing with whites. Today, photo images of same-sex couples capture the same reality of societal change."
Only problem is Andrew, as sad as it sounds you over-estimate these wingnuts and the same people would probably ctill omplain about that today also. 

Some people seriously need to get a life or at least crawl back into the primordial ooze and keep evolving.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

John Edwards Sex Tape Sends Couple To Jail For Not Sharing It


Andrew Young and his wife Cheri were ordered by the court to serve up to 75 days in jail for withholding from the court secret copies of a John Edwards sex tape and unknown "other items".  (Other "items"?  What tell me, tell me!)

So in a nutshell, Andrew Young (Who's not that bad looking himself and is rumoured to be bisexual and had a huge crush on Edwards)  worked fior and helped try and elect the North Carolina senator president; helped hide KING DONG Edwards's cheating by falsely claiming to be father of his love child; kept a sex tape hidden from the world; and now is going to jail for making a few copies of said tapes and showing them to some journalists.  But unfortunately I wasn't invited.. Young didn't even "accidently" leak the tape! (Okay I admit it.  I think John Edwards is kinda hot for a guy his age.  And he's supposedly swings an impressive club.  So I wanna see.)

UPDATE: The judge involved has  backed off from jailing Andrew Young and his wife and has .  given Young until Friday at 2pm to produce the tapes.

Watch What Would Happen If Juliet Capulet Had A Sassy Gay Friend! (Video)

Werll we saw how things would be different if Ophelia would have had a Sassy Gay Friend in Hamlet.  Now lets see how literary history would have changed if Juliet Capulet had a Sassy Gay Friend!

Rep. Eric Massa Threatened In Shower By Rahm Emanuel's Penis!


If it wasn't enough that disgraced ex-Rep. Eric Massa was accused by one of his male staffers for unwanted advances  because he told him "what I really ought to be doing is frakking you" at another staffer's wedding, which in Massa's words was supposed to be a joke.  Now comes the news that White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel confronted him naked. In the shower.
Massa said Emanuel came up to him last year, shortly after he entered Congress, while he was trying to clean up to give him grief about a budget vote.

"I'm sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn't gonna vote for the president's budget," Massa said. "Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man? … It's ridiculous."

He continued, "By the way, what the heck is he doing in the congressional gym? He goes there to intimidate members of Congress."
Really though think of it.  It might not be that far fetched. 

The only way for one guy to intimidate another in the showers is to swing a bigger dick than he. So is this Massa admitting Rahm's wang is 2X the size of his own? Or does a certain Obama BFF just sport the lowest hangers?

 Details, Massa,  MORE details!

First Same Sex Couple Married In Washington, D.C. (Video)

Congratulations Angelina Young and Sinjoyla Townsend!

It's a GREAT GAY DAY in Washington, D.C.!

Gay Porn Actor Dustin Michaels Dies After Being Tased During Drug Bust (Video)


Andrew Grande (aka Dustin Michaels) , a 23-year-old gay adult porn star)died after choking on bags of marijuana he had ingested during a police arrest in which he was tasered.

Police had responded to a domestic disturbance call at his home in Panama City, FL. While attempting to handcuff him, Michaels swallowed the baggie and began choking. The police tasered him before administering the Heimlich Maneuver. A camera crew from Tru TV happened to filming the incident for a COPS-style reality TV show.

The laid-back and handsome, the openly gay and self-described "country bumpkin'"  and worked with a variety of amateur sites like OnTheHunt  and CircleJerkBoys but is perhaps best known for his performances in Kink.com's NakedKombat and Bound Gods sites.

A senseless loss of a human life over a godamn bag of pot and some asshole gungho police.

Extremely Graphic and Disturbing Video - Be Warned

Monday, March 8, 2010

"Will & Grace's" Sean Hayes Comes Out......Again! And He's Pissed That We Made Him Do It


Okay lets file this one under 'ungrateful gay douchebag" (Yes, gay people can be douchebags also)

Sean Hayes has an  upcoming Broadway turn opposite Kristin Chenoweth in Promises, Promises, and he's acknowledging what nobody pretended was even something worth hiding: that he's a proud, Emmy-winning gay actor.  (C'mon did ANYONE ever think he was straight?") But he does so with reluctance. Hayes didn't want to declare his sexuality on the record during Will & Grace for fear of killing his career.  . And the prospect of speaking about it still perturbs him, thanks in part to an Advocate article that made him hate the gay media.
And there’s the press. To this day he feels burned by a story that ran in this magazine in anticipation of the series finale of Will & Grace. Titled “Sean Hayes: The Interview He Never Gave,” the one-page “Q&A” was a clip job of quotes he’d given to other publications through the years that made him look rather silly for pretending no one knows he’s gay. Hayes’s sexuality had become an open secret in Hollywood, but he’d refused repeated offers to be inter­viewed by the magazine, and the then-editors of The Advocate felt entitled to the real story. Understandably, that didn’t sit well with Hayes. “Really? You’re gonna shoot the gay guy down? I never have had a problem saying who I am,” he states.
So now, W&G is long gone and buried and Hayes is going to Broardway so in a grasp to stay relevant he's "officially" come out.......TO THE ADVOCATE!
Finally, Hayes gets to his true point: “I feel like I’ve contributed monumentally to the success of the gay movement in America, and if anyone wants to argue that, I’m open to it. You’re welcome, Advocate.”

That sarcasm and anger cover up years of genuinely hurt feelings. “Why would you go down that path with somebody who’s done so much to contribute to the gay community?” he asks. “That was my beef about it. What more do you want me to do? Do you want me to stand on a float? And then what? It’s never enough.

“That’s the thing about celebrity: It sets you up to fail because the expectation is so high of what’s needed, what’s wanted from you that the second you don’t [meet it], you disappoint people.”
What a dick!

Okay lets argue this.  Sean what exactly have you done for the gay community?  You were pretty open about your sexuality after "Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss" and then tried to sneak back into the closet after W&G took off.  (Although being gay never bothered you when you were hanging out at the "Revolver" in West Hollywood.) Also you made your career and became rich by playing the worst stereotype of a fluffy poof on television and sneaking back into the closet and going to an occasional AIDS Fundraiser is not a "monumental" contribution to the gay movement.

Your entire attitude Sean smacks of  grred and self-loathing and now that you have no career to lose or jeopardize, you comes out, and reluctantly at that. and can't, or won't see how your actions only reinforced the sense of shame and guilt about being gay.

As for being in a float on a parade I think you have no worries about that now.  personally, the only place I'd like to see you is under the float.

Hey, Motion Picture Academy! You Forgot Farrah Fawcett! - Farrah Fawcett Left Out Of Oscar's "Dearly Departed Tribute".


Last year it was Heath Ledgert.  This year the Motion Picture Academy of Arts and Sciences left out the late iconic Farrah Fawcett from it's "Dearly Departed Tribute."

Hey Academy, in case you forgot, Farrah passed away on June 25, 2009, after a long battle with cancer. (Yes, it was the same day as Michael Jackson.) And in case you thought she only acted on television, may we remind you of some of her film credits

The Robert Altman-directed “Dr. T and the Women', “The Apostle”, "Logan's Run", "Extremities",  and“The Cannonball Run,” in 1981.

Shame on you!